Sunday, July 2, 2017

Why Do I Even Have A Website?

This post is strictly for the gentlemen out there who are guilty of this particular faux pas: Not reading my profile. It is the pet peeve of every companion I know. We are always complaining that clients don’t read our profiles, where we list what we do, where we are, how late we work, and what the rates are. Still the phone will ring and some idiot at the other end will ask, “Aww do you just do blow-jobs?” At this point I want to bang my head against the wall, and then follow it up with banging the fool at the other end of the line’s head.

It is almost like going into a nice restaurant, looking at the menu, and just ordering the soup! WTF!

I do often wonder if clients think I put up a profile for decorative reasons, to add some local color to the web? No, it is there to inform you of some things about me and my service. To help you to decide if I am what you are looking for. It isn’t there just to provide wanking fodder and a phone number when the pictures no longer suffice and you want to be talked through your one-handed session. I can send you another number for that.

A few guidelines( yet again, doubtful they will be read):

1. Before you call an escort, try to formulate a few intelligent questions. Write them down and reread them to yourself, so you don’t sound like the village idiot with too much free credit on his phone.

2. Texts are free now. Learn to text in whole sentences. The likelihood increases that 1) I will read your text, and 2) respond to your text.

3. Spit it out! Meaning, there is basically nothing I haven’t been asked before, so just tell me what you are looking for. Trust me, your kinky fantasy is probably quite tame.

4. And maybe this is right up there with reading my profile, when you have booked, and I am giving you directions, L-I-S-T-E-N!!! There is a reason.

5. I know I am wasting my time writing this.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

My philosophy to life and escorting

It must be my age, I am getting older and obviously more introspective. God help us all. Not, being a religious sort, I am still spiritual and have moments when I reflect on things, and below I have gathered my humble view for your consideration.
No. 1 Shit happens! Would be the first tenet of my philosophical beliefs. Seriously, shit does happen, and it happens to all of us, but especially to a working girl. And the first lesson you learn, if you are to last in this game is to develop a thick skin, and do it quickly! There isnt anything that is born out more clearly daily, especially when dealing with people, read-men, horny men at that- that shit happens. Literally and figuratively.
No. 2 There in nothing you can do about shit happening! Yup, again this extends to life and escorting, when shit happens, usually there isn’t sweet fuck all you can do about it, except think quickly how to get out of the shit.
No. 3 Accept that shit happens, quickly! The quicker you accept that shit happens, the happier you will be. Seriously, you will come to discover that the Gallic shrug is your best friend for most situations. Shaking your head in disbelief is a close second, and just falling over and laughing is bringing up the rear, to round off this trifecta of things to do when shit happens.
No. 4 Control over shit happening.the quicker you accept that shit happens, and you have no control over shit happens, the less it seems at shit happens to you.

No. 5 It isn’t all about you!Stop taking things so personally! The washing machine didn’t break down, because it is pissed at you and wants to make your life difficult. The washing machine broke down because it just did!
No. 6 It doesn’t revolve around you!You are not the center of the universe! I know this comes as shock to most of my clients, when it is discovered that I am not going to jump through hoops, but funnily enough once they accept this, things just seem to flow so much easier.
No. 7 It’s too hard! just because something is difficult doesn’t mean it isn’t meant to be, your approach might just not be right for this instance. Change approaches, or perspective.
No. 8. Leave it alone! sometimes the best thing to do in some circumstances is to just leave things alone, be it an itchy spot on your bum, or a messy situation. Just doing nothing, when you don’t know what to do is sometimes the best thing. Difficult when you feel you must be in control, but it can sometimes be the best thing.

Monday, March 27, 2017


I am always on the lookout for something new and interesting in the way of lingerie, being that it is the foundation of my work, it helps to always look for something different and interesting. Not for the pleasure of the client, which is usually a given, but for my pleasure. I remember the first time I put on a pair of La Perla knickers, I felt instantly sexy, and a bit grown up. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with the comfy pair of cotton girly boxers, but for the wow effect, you need to splash out for the good stuff. Spend a bit on the expensive stuff, tease and tantalize your man  or yourself for that matter.

French lingerie is often hailed as the most sexy, and the most lusted after, but I must say the English do have their own home grown brand of naughtiness that makes for some serious in the bedroom fun.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Anal Play Anyone?

Anal sex has come a long way, baby! Nearly 20 years ago, about 20 to 25% of women and men had engaged in anal sex. But in 2009, when ndiana University conducted the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB)--the most recent, up to date study of sexual behavior in America--they found that one of the most striking changes in American sexual behavior in nearly 20 years had to do with anal sex. As many as 40% to 45% of women and men in some age groups reported having engaged in it.
Anal play is more than just intercourse. It can involve fingering, licking, and toys. It's fantasy and role play. It's  for men who are on the receiving end, it's (quite often) prostate stimulation. Let's start with the basics: anal fingering.
Anal fingering can be a comfortable and gentle place to begin exploring anal penetration. Unlike when using a sex toy, during finger-play the fingerer can feel for himself what is going on inside a partner's bum and get a sense of the interior landscape. Fingering is often used to warm up the butt for bigger things to come--sex toys or a penis--but it can be an enjoyable end point all on its own.

Safety First

The anal tissues are delicate and can be torn easily, so make sure to trim and file your fingernails well before anal sex begins, thus eliminating any rough or sharp edges. If your nails are particularly long, pack them in cotton and wear a latex or non-latex glove. If you're fingering or being fingered by a non-monogamous partner, "no glove, no love" is a policy you might want to take literally.

What to Do:

Find a comfortable position in which the receiver can relax. A great deal of trust is involved when it comes to putting things in the butt, so many people like to start with the finger-ee on their back. In this position, partners can maintain eye contact and the person being fingered can see what is happening, including how many fingers are going in at once (that way, there's no surprises!) A pillow under the lower back is an easy way to prop up the behind without the receiver having to contort or balance on elbows.
There's not enough lube in the world to compensate for a lack of warm-up. So before anything is stuck anywhere, focus on the kinds of foreplay you typically enjoy together such as kissing, dirty talk, breast play or oral sex to get in the mood. Turn off the phone, dim the lights, play some relaxing music. And make sure to keep everything you'll need--gloves, lube etc.--bedside to avoid moment-killing fumbling. Lubrication is often the key between a good anal experience and the kind that turns people off of anal sex for life. Unlike the vagina, the anus doesn't lubricate on its own when aroused, so it's important to use a personal lubricant. Lubes are made from various ingredients and come in a multitude of consistencies. 
When you're ready to try anal fingering, start by caressing the butt cheeks or teasing with kisses. With a well-lubed finger, circle the opening and "ring the doorbell"--tap the rosebud with the pad of a finger. This can be a good way to relax your partner's anus and gently open things up.
Ask your partner if it's okay to proceed. If given the green light, gently insert your index finger up to the first knuckle. Let your lover get used to the sensation and give the sphincter muscles a few seconds to relax; it might not be a bad time to check in again and make sure everyone is still having a good time. If and when your partner is ready for more, ease your finger further in; again, give your lover a chance to get used to the new sensation. If at any point your partner wants you to remove your finger, do so slowly and carefully.

If the two of you have decided to go in further, experiment to see what your partner likes. Explore the rectal walls with a gentle circular motion. Give a little wiggle. Try sliding your finger in and out, mix up the speeds and find out what pleases.
If you're the one getting fingered, don't be afraid to dictate the action. The first fingering is un-chartered territory for your partner and your feedback is all that he or she will have to go on. If something feels good, speak up! Everyone loves a compliment--especially a sex compliment. If you want something deeper or faster don't be afraid to ask. And definitely stop if something feels uncomfortable or painful.

Multiple fingers

Having mastered one finger, you might want to try two or more. One technique is to cross your gloved index and middle fingers into a mega-finger (make sure that mega finger is properly lubricated). Use the same methods as with one finger--go slow, and check in often with your partner. Again let the catcher be the one to call the pitches. (For the non-sports fans in the house: the person receiving the fingering gets to say what does or doesn't happen.)

Sunday, October 23, 2016


Veronica, your elite Dubai escort is waiting to make you happy with her intimate and enchanting company in Dubai. Veronica is one of the most experienced escort that serves Dubai and the surrounding regions. If you are planning to visit Dubai, do not miss your opportunity to spend time with Veronica. You will get a completely new dimension to your Dubai trip when you have this most beautiful Dubai escort.
Being one of the most popular escorts in Dubai Veronica attracts many customers, which keeps her busy seven days a week. As Veronica ensures 100% satisfaction, customers that have used her services keep coming back every time they are in need of escorts services. If you want to hire an exceptional escorts service provider in Dubai then you should call Veronica right away.
You will love the company of Veronica not just because she is one of the most popular Dubai escort but also due to her commitment to make her customers happy. She holds back nothing when it comes to intimacy. Regardless of whether you are looking for a casual companion for your day’s outing or in need of a complete GF experience, Veronica will give you everything you like.
Veronica is a well-established independent escort in Dubai. You will be able to interact with her directly and there is no need to deal with any agencies. When you deal with Veronica, you will know what to expect. Once she confirms her appointment you can be sure of enjoying her company. There will be no last minute changes or unnecessary disappointments. Veronica honors every single appointment she confirms.
As a well-groomed and sophisticated escort, Veronica can easily blend well in all situations. You can choose to take her to business dinners or have a romantic dinner in a five star restaurant. She will perfectly fit into any type of social engagement without letting you down.
Veronica is very selective in accepting her appointments. She goes out only with gentlemen that fully convince her that they know how to deal with a woman. To ensure that she offers the best services to her customers she makes herself fully available to you. Every encounter with this most outstanding Dubai escort is very enjoyable and also memorable. You can also view her on Dubai’s Top Escort Directory.
If you are planning your Dubai visit and happen to travel to this country without a female companion, you can book your escort right from home. Veronica will join you as soon as you land this desert city. You can move around shopping with her in the high-rise malls. She will also be happy to join you on your day sightseeing tours and in your cruises. You need not have to worry that you do not have a date, Veronica will be your date when you are in Dubai. Take advantage of the company of this most beautiful woman who is ready to go the extra mile to make your happy and satisfied. All that it takes is a single phone call to enjoy the company of one of the most sought after Dubai escorts.

Veronica Franco

I wish it were not a sin to have liked it so.  –  Veronica Franco
Our word “courtesan” derives (via French) from the Italian cortigiana, but the term was originally used (with various modifiers) to mean virtually any puttana; those who met the criteria which we now associate with the word were calledcortigiana onesta (honest courtesan).  16th-century Venice was renowned for the number and quality of her courtesans, and the most famous of these was Veronica Franco, who is remembered not only for her profession but also for her poetry and letters.
Veronica was born in 1546 to a family of the citizen class; she had three brothers who were educated by tutors, and her mother, a former cortigiana onesta herself, insisted that Veronica share that education.  This proved to be a wise decision, for though Veronica was married in her mid-teens to a physician named Paolo Panizza, the arrangement proved to be stifling and she soon sought a divorce.  Though Venetian women of that time could initiate such proceedings, obtaining a property settlement or support was virtually impossible if they did so; she asked her husband to return her dowry but he refused, and with a young child to support she had little option other than becoming a courtesan.  Fortunately her mother trained her well and Veronica was an apt pupil; she soon excelled at her profession and was able to support her family in great splendor for a decade.

Portrait by Paolo Veronese, c. 1575
By the time she was twenty, Veronica was among the most popular and respected courtesans in Venice; her intelligence, strong personality and sexual skills won her a number of important clients, including King Henry III of France and Domenico Venier, a wealthy poet and literary advisor whose salon Veronica joined by the time she was 25.  As a member of the Venetian literati she participated in group discussions and contributed to collections of poetry published collectively by the salon; she also helped to edit these anthologies.  In 1575 she publishedTerze Rime, a collection of 25 capitoli(verse letters) in the titular form; 17 of them are hers and the others are by Marco Venier (Domenico’s brother) and others, writing to and about her.  Veronica’s poetry is erotic and sometimes sexually explicit; she was not ashamed of being a courtesan but rather celebrated it, and defends the rights of courtesans (and women in general) in several of the capitoli.  #16 is a response to three obscene poems written by Maffio Venier (her patron’s cousin) in an attempt to publicly humiliate her.
Unfortunately, Veronica’s success was not to last; soon after her book was published plague broke out in Venice and raged for two years.  She was forced to flee the city, and in her absence her house was looted; she lost most of her possessions (including a library that was among the best private collections in Europe), and was only saved from ruin by the generous patronage of Domenico Venier.  The plague also took her mother and a brother, so she was left with the care of her nephews in addition to her own children (she eventually had six in all, three of whom died in infancy).  Upon her return to Venice in 1577, she unsuccessfully attempted to convince the city to fund a charity for the children of courtesans.
In 1580, Franco published Lettere Familiari a Diversi (Familiar Letters to Various People), a collection of 50 letters, to various clients (including Henry III), friends and others; some of the letters contain biographical data, others give advice (including one to a mother who was considering raising her daughter as a courtesan), and still others expound on her philosophical and moral views.  But as in 1575, this publication was followed closely by disaster; her son’s tutor, Ridolfo Vannitelli (possibly motivated by her spurning his advances), denounced her to the Inquisition on a charge of witchcraft, and though her own eloquent defense, the help of Domenico Venier, her many clients among the nobility and quite possibly the intercession of one of the Inquisitors won her acquittal, her reputation was irreparably damaged and the last of her fortune was depleted.  Venier died two years later, and Veronica was forced to move to a poor area inhabited mostly by lower-class whores.  She died in 1591, aged 45, in relative poverty and near obscurity, having outlived the heyday of her profession.
I first became aware of Veronica Franco’s story after becoming a courtesan in Dubai myself, through the movie Dangerous Beauty (based on Margaret Rosenthal’s book The Honest Courtesan); a friend of mine saw it and insisted we watch it together, and I’m glad she did because it was wonderful to see such a positive portrayal of prostitution.  The movie takes dramatic liberty with some aspects of her life, but it adheres to the spirit of her experiences and the attitude and personality displayed in her poetry; it opens with this English translation of one of her poems, but as it was written after the decline in her fortunes I’d like to close with it:
We danced our youth in a dreamed-of city,
Venice, paradise, proud and pretty.
We lived for love and lust and beauty,
Pleasure then our only duty;
Floating them twixt heaven and Earth
And drank on plenty’s blessed mirth.
We thought ourselves eternal then,
Our glory sealed by God’s own pen.
But heav’n, we found is always frail,
Against man’s fear will always fail.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

The liberties lost

The terrorist hijackings of four airline flights and subsequent crashes into the World Trade Center towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania took place 15 years ago this weekend. We still mourn the nearly 3,000 Americans who were murdered then and share the sorrow of those who lost family and friends. Those attacks, however, changed our country in ways that have significantly undermined our cherished liberties.
The indignity of imposing TSA Security theatre at airports is the least of it. Security checkpoints are everywhere requiring citizens to show ID and undergo screenings by metal detectors in order to enter practically all public and many private buildings. But even worse are the secret erosions of our rights as citizens not to be surveilled by our government.

The monetary costs of "Homeland Security" are estimated to run about$75 Billion per year. The "black budget" of the federal government's "intelligence community" exceeds $52 billion annually. The percentage of it that is spent on spying on Americans is not clear, but is certainly billions, if not tens of billions.
Setting aside mere tax dollars, the costs of 9/11 to our liberties are incalculable. Instead of calming and urging us to defend our values, our leaders opted to install fear and ultimately have given the terrorists their greatest victory: The ongoing of corrosion of our individual freedoms and constitutional rights.
As we solemnly remember those who died 15 years ago of those despicable atrocities, let us renounce fear and vow to defend our liberties against all enemies foreign and domestic.